It's All Part of Being a Pirate
It's All Part of Being a Pirate
<But it's all part of being a pirate; you can't be a pirate with all of your parts
It's all part of being a pirate; you can't be a pirate with all of your parts>
Being a pirate is all fun and games till somebody loses an eye.
It hurts like the blazes, it makes you pull faces--you can't let your mates see you cry.
A dashing black patch will cover your hatch, but be sure that your socket stays dry--
Being a pirate is all fun and games till somebody loses an eye.
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Being a pirate is all fun and games till somebody loses an ear.
It drips down your neck, and it lies on the deck till some berk shouts "Hey! Wot's this 'ere!"
You can't wear your glasses, you can't pull the lasses, and folks have to shout so you hear,
Being a pirate is all fun and games till somebody loses an ear.
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Being a pirate is all fun and games till somebody loses an earring.
Gold 24 caret, hung next to your parrot, made you look very endearing
costs only a dollar to pierce that small holler
Yes, that's a buck an ear you're hearing
Being a pirate is all fun and games till somebody loses an earring.
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Being a pirate is all fun and games till somebody loses a hand.
It spurts and it squirts and it jolly well hurts--pain only a pirate can stand.
The fashionable look is a stout iron hook--but now you can't play in the band...
Being a pirate is all fun and games till somebody loses a hand.
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Being a pirate is all fun and games till somebody loses a leg.
It hurts like the dickens--your pace never quickens--hopping around on a peg.
Ask your girl to marry, but too long you've tarried, 'cause now you can't kneel down and beg...
Being a pirate is all fun and games till somebody loses a leg.
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Being a pirate is all fun and games till somebody loses a head.
It falls with a thud and is covered in blood, And your beard is all sticky and red.
You can't comb your hair, cos your heads over there, But besides that you're bloody well dead;
Being a pirate is all fun and games, Till somebody loses a head.
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Being a pirate is all fun and games till somebody loses a... wotsit.
You didn't choose it, you don't want to lose it, you're hoping that somebody spots it.
The Doc comes along and he sews it back on, he pulls it real tight, then he knots it--
Being a pirate is all fun and games till somebody loses a wotsit.
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